I already posted an apology video, but I need crocs and socks or I'll get canceled. I'll tweet a notes app screenshot too.
by casamlf September 21, 2022
Get the crocs and socksmug. Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs
by Asmryoass June 14, 2022
Get the Croc strapmug. -Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
Get the croc dickmug. 1. The ultimate gains bro, large reproduction rod, swole, tan, and juicy af.
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds
by Crocrppl2 March 28, 2019
Get the Crocmug. by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
Get the Crocsmug. The black discolouration that occurs on the bottom of one's foot due to the design of crocs whereby dirt enters through those stupid vent holes, but cannot escape once inside.
Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
by Davey Crock-Footet September 13, 2011
Get the Croc-Footmug. Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk
by TGOD123 May 11, 2011
Get the croc-potmug.