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Loaf Crusher

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS
by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025
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soul-crusher

Some Sweat, Some Meme. How about a little of both?
Idk wut to type in here for the sentence soooooooo, Soul-crushers are kinda nice
by Pyro-Raptor November 12, 2019
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Cummins crusher

When Tyler warden ditches daddy's cummins and the fat chick hits her head on the radio
I Cummins crushered my truck last
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
by ScarettRose December 27, 2011
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Metal Crusher

*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON
by A random little bean March 2, 2021
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