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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017
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Cranberry Glaze

Mixture of her period blood and your cum
I had to wash my sheets because of the cranberry glaze after last night.
by Bswaim December 29, 2020
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cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.
Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.
by ectofunky- November 15, 2024
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Cranberry juice

by jadiana January 19, 2023
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Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 5, 2010
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Sprite Cranberry

A nectar of gods, originally mention in the bible,
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
by Patroneme January 11, 2019
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