Connecticut

Possibly one of the most bipolar states in the nation. We love ourselves. No one cares who we are. Known for it's ability to piss people off by flaunting it's statistics and hiding how bad some of the inner cities are. Always first to deny how many jobs are lost but first to report the craziest news they can find - rampant chimpanzees, guys hacking off limbs, power plants exploding, you name it. Way more diverse than it's given credit for, but admittedly people tend to live in similar-race clusters. We have the preps on one end and an wannabe ghetto explosion on the other. We've got Yale to make us look good and Three Rivers for everyone who didn't make it. We have no teams of our own so we can fight over other states' and the biggest in-state game of the season is girl's college basketball. Drive through and you'll see the sprawling mansions and dilapidated cities within miles of each other, see the casinos we use to keep the money flowing in but notice that none of it ever seems to come back out. We fight over the most idiotic things - mad or wicked? Who honestly cares? - and always define ourselves by whether we come from the West or East side of the state. It's a perfect split between 'good' and 'bad' - it all just depends on what side you want to see.

Connecticut - Skyy for the rich and Dubra for the poor. Is it nice? Sometimes. Does it suck? Depends on where you are.

Someone get the state some seroquel.

by CTBorn August 9, 2010

mess-canned

A variant of "shit canned". It means to be fired.

Andy: "What happened to Joelle this morning?"
Brian: "She got mess-canned.

by Flee Goo August 18, 2006

baver la canne

French expression from New-Caledonia. Literally "To drool the cane". Properly means "to ejaculate", but mostly known for its figurative: "To lie".
Note that there are not much chances that a french person who's never been in New-Caledonia knows this expression.

-Ouais, hier, j'ai pêché un requin!
-Arrête de baver la canne...

-Yea, yesterday, i caught a shark!
-Stop drooling the cane...

by Fossjay December 18, 2014

Conner

has the ability to take someone by the nipples and flip them over their shoulder

conner usually does this in leauge of legends

by SKADINK October 27, 2011

headie connection

the best kind of connection you can have. a reliable connection that gets a wide variety of headie weeds. some ranging in prices, color, density, crystals, etc. But the end result, you get incredibly high.

Skarl: "Yo, I was at the Lesh concert last night and met this incredible headie connection. He's got that shit on lockdown 24/7."

by john himself September 5, 2008

coined

To create a new word.

RiCK_420 coined the word fagolette today.

by RiCK_420 May 21, 2005

canned fruit

a homosexual not open about his sexuality

"I think he's a canned fruit."

by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004