Buttered Cob

1. The act of soaking ones penis with butter prior to intercourse or oral sex. Takes the place of lube. Choice of butter is determinded by preference whether it be stick, tube, squeeze, or tub.

2. The act of "buttering your cob".

3. To tell someone to do so "butter your cob".

Yo that Melina girl got the buttered cob last night!

Hey bro, save some money on lube and butter your cob!

by sockembopper23 July 10, 2009

cob-dick

a variation of chode meaning that the shape of someone's dick is that of a corn cob

Troy:Hey Kev how'd your date go last nite?

Kev: not so good troy my cob-dick lacked the penatration capabilites so i just pulled my pants up and went home

by [SGT]Raptor August 10, 2009

corn on the cob

when a guy pulls his dick out and a girl holds the dick with her mouth while he urinates

billy pulled out his wang and jill corn on the cob'd it and gave becky a golden shower

by joe cabbagepatch June 28, 2004

corn on a cob

a corn on a stic

i like corn on a cob
you suc it

no

by corn on a cob suc December 14, 2016

Porn on the Cob

When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.

Person #1: Got the dildo?
Person #2: No, we're gonna have to use a Porn on the Cob
Person #1: Aww, okay...

by CaptainSweetCorn May 9, 2018

Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

Corn on the Cob

a mans penis covered in sores & bumps

he/him/they: hey baby, you wanna get outta here?
she/her/they: ew, i don’t want anything to do with your corn on the cob!

by jeremyhope52 February 23, 2021