hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.
Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.
by MonikerZ March 09, 2011
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the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
by Currently fucking a man October 24, 2024
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The Clog

When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.
Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog
by Charter man December 15, 2021
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Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
by redmiked October 26, 2024
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clinky clogs

Giddy up, old clinky clogs!
by higstudios January 20, 2025
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Clogging the airwaves

Person or a group of persons who never shuts the fuck up, especially at work when more important things should/can be discussed or it’s time to focus in silence. similar to Horsing around.
Worker 2: “her der der did you see what happened over there hehe hoo ha oh look what that guy just did haha oh oops my leg feels weird now i’m hungry-“

Worker 1: “James, shut the fuck and quit clogging the airwaves.”
by smokey diesel February 17, 2023
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