the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1

Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.

by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024

Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.

Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis October 26, 2024

Suit clogging

When a young man ejaculates in his swimsuit due to over exertion while swimming

In the 50’s and 60’s boys would swim naked during the swimming unit in PE to reduce suit clogging.

by anonymous September 5, 2025

clinky clogs

A horse.

Giddy up, old clinky clogs!

by higstudios January 20, 2025

Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.

by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025