A Chocolate Swirlie

A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.

I'm so pissed of that i'm gonna give somebody a chocolate swirlie!

by The Petusis Cult March 24, 2022

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Chocolate Sleeve

When someone is in a rush to wipe after taking a dump, and accidentally gets their sleeve covered in shit during the wiping process.

Wilford Brimley - "I was running late for work this morning and totally chocolate sleeved my only good work shirt."

by Dangerstache October 06, 2009

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Chocolate pez

The small chunk off shit left in the pee hole of your dick after anal sex.

Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!

by Blackthorn1976 October 06, 2019

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Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s

"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."

by craig101 January 07, 2012

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Chocolate sougina

The term used when a person pours hot chocolate into a womans vagina, (if they are available, the little marshmallows are added) The man wraps the womans legs around his neck and sips at the vagina. If the woman climaxes while the man is lapping at her, this will spray the chocolate out, making Chocolate Rain.

John: I was up in the mountains skiing.
Jack: Isn't it cold up there?
John: Ya but when i got back to the lodge i ordered a Chocolate sougina and it got the chill right out.

by Wildboi September 06, 2007

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