The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

Champagne Showers

the act of urinanating on somebody on than yourself for enjoyment!

doing an r.kelly "i wanna piss on you", i wanna make Champagne Showers on your face

by gaxven September 11, 2011

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

red champagne

Champagne with codeine/promethazine cough syrup in it.

i be sippin red champagne, my niiiyaaa

by Ca$h Flow July 5, 2008

champagne room

A room.. with champagne!

But there's no sex in the champagne room.

by HOLLii April 10, 2005

Champagne Blowjob

When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.

Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"

FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"

Chris - "Yeah"

by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 13, 2007