champ car

A north american erstaz version of formula one where cars drive in small circles for hours. They are unable to race in the rain (the drivers tend to rust), and the safety car is used everytime someone coughs behind the wheel.
The series where F1 failiers can excel

Ricardo Zonta, Dario Francetti, Christian Fitipaldi, Mark Blundell etc etc etc

by black flag June 2, 2004

champ man

Championship manager
The best fuckin footy game ever to play
with ur m8s and havvin beers etc.

Yo have u got champ man?

by Jon Davies August 29, 2003

X-ChAmP

A small fruit cocktail, whose origin is rooted in Southern Italy. Usually only eaten by gay men and ugly women, most people find X-ChAmPs too annoying to tolerate for more than a moment.

Damn... is that X-ChAmp gay or what?

by Insanemofo March 28, 2005

Cock Champ

A girl who sucks cock like a pro

That chick has a tongue ring, I wonder if she's a cock champ...

by J Da Man February 23, 2009

Paper Champ

A player and/or team that is statistically superior to one's opponent and is viewed as the almost guaranteed victor in an upcoming match, yet is unable to achieve victory over said opponent.

The undefeated New England Patriots were beaten by the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII, proving the Patriots to be nothing but paper champs.

by sd561 January 20, 2009

The proverbial champ

Used figuratively to express or accentuate the use of The Champ

Man, if Dave calls out of work again I am going to give him the Proverbial Champ

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Champ Slap

To slap another friend on the buttock in order to motivate that person to get snacks.

Guy 1: Aye man, get us some snacks.
Guy 2: Man, I don't feel like it.
Guy 1: Alright, look. I'll go get them but since I really don't want to, I need a Champ Slap to get motivated.

by Seto Osiris November 7, 2009