John Cena

Something you can’t see

Where’s John Cena

by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020

John Cena

Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.

I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.

by Loins13 February 13, 2009

gables centaur

1. awesome pimps who do shit all day in Coral Gables, FL
2. the antithesis of a key rat

"I saw that guy having sex with that woman, playing baseball with her son, what a gables centaur!"

by Emix June 2, 2004

gables centaur

As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...

1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.

by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004

Dick conga line

A LINE OF GIVING AND RECEIVING DICK

Dude, that was one big dick conga line

by Desoda February 25, 2017

Cwenga

Direct translation u taking me for a poes (the don't respect you ah ahhhh)

You take me for a cwenga

Cwenga-(fatherless) is seen as a consumption of space, has lack of brain cells yet he still choices to breath the oxygen you and I could be using

by Kenny 168394 November 28, 2021

Hungry Cewgar

A fucking desperate bitch, pronounced with a Southern accent for full-bodied effect.

Hungry ceww-gar

That Liz is such a hungry cewgar, look at her rush out of the locker room before all the other girls so she can talk to Bob first, who doesn't want her.
Liz: "Hi Bob!!!!! :-/:-*:-):-D;-D" *leans towards him and tries to flirt*
Bob: "Hi Liz."

by LaLaLie October 25, 2006