Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.

Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!

by yourmom642 July 26, 2011

Grass Ceiling

Derived from glass ceiling, "grass ceiling" refers to the tendency of those who regularly use marijuana to have limited career opportunities. Unlike the glass ceiling, the grass ceiling is one that is bumped into by choice.

A: Todd has been here for six years and he's still just a fry cook? I'm surprised he hasn't risen higher.

B: The only time he "rises higher" is during his daily 4:20 appointment with Senator Blunt.

Mitch starts each day with a wake and bake at 7, and by 8 he is ready to deliver another lecture about the intricacies of star clusters and planetary orbits. He has broken the grass ceiling.

by Cee Mills January 17, 2013

Celina

Basically the cutest, most beautiful but still sexiest and funniest girl in this universe. Synonyms: Esel

Celina just bit me, but it's Celina, so I like it

by halloichbineinpferd January 14, 2017

Celina

Celina is a french baby name and it means sky and heaven in Latin. Celina is better spelled than Selina.

"You should call your new baby girl Celina!"

by Cicicelinaas August 25, 2019

Ceiling gang

People who type 1 message then edit it, so they stay on the ceiling, not the floor, where a new message is created thus making you floor gang that types new messages

Me: ceiling gang (edit: lets stay in the ceiling) (edit 2: hows school?)
Friend: yes ceiling gang (edit: yea sure lol) (edit 2: it sucks)
Guy 1: theyre doing it again.
Guy 2: looks like their chatting on the ceiling

by CowyTree June 3, 2020

Cailin

Craziest,sexiest, most bangable girl in the world. She's tall, skinny, most cailins I know end up being a model. Nicest ass I've ever seen, alright boobs, perfect stomach, nice legs, one of the most beautiful girls I've ever met. Has boys after her every where she turns, guys try to be her boyfriend every chance they get but she will only like one guy, and is a very faithfull girlfriend. Any guy should be honored to have her. The funniest girl that will make you laugh harder then you ever have before. Loves sarcasim. Is up to trying anything and is the best at evry thing she does, there will never be a dull moment with her. Loves to party. Doesn't have to drink to have fun. Amazing dancer, moves her body like a snake. Best lap dance you'll ever get. If you know a cailin get on that. She'll be the best girlfriend you'll ever have.

Dude 1: yo who's your new girl she is smokin?

Dude 2: that's cailin, best girl I've ever had!

by uncle nino July 1, 2011

Dirty Celia

Freaky when drunk. Might be into bondage, bring on the whips and chains. Might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution if she is neither of the two.

Uh oh someone is a dirty celia right now, hold on let me get you something to drink.

by Trobec March 28, 2020