Most people think that cavemen were simple and stupid creatures but its actually the opposite.
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
by DX Roberts July 5, 2009
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The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
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"He appeared well-groomed and civilized, though his cavemanners at the restaurant left much to be desired."
by connie m August 23, 2011
Get the cavemanners mug.To walk up to a friend's house unannounced and just knock on their door. It's the way the cave men did it before phones.
Hey man, let's go cave man John's place.
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
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