Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.

i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches

by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008

Futuristic Caveman

A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.

Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.

An Duc is a beastly caveman

by Caveman Diaries May 30, 2018

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010