Catholic School

A school with uniforms, and no nuns or priests wandering around the hallways. They have religion class, which is a waste of time becasue half the people that attend catholic high schools don't give a shit about God. Catholic schools are much like normal schools, but, they have better weed and more drunk people at the school dances. People that attend catholic school aren't always catholic.. it doesn't matter, people that work at the school hardly ever believe in God. Religion teachers don't care if you believe in Jesus or not... they just want their paychecks. Catholic Schools are full or stoners, losers, emos, preps, jocks and bitches. So what's the difference between Catholic Schools and Public schools? Catholic schools have SAINT in front of there name, and have God on there side. Public school have satan... according to God.
biblebitch= "I go to a catholic school, excuse me as I whore my way around the entire football team and snort coke!"

publicebitch" i go to a public school, excuse me as i sleep with the entire football team and smoke weed."
by stargirll3 October 12, 2009
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DePaul Catholic

A old trashy coeED school in Wayne New Jersey that has the most school hours out of all the catholic schools where kids are the furthest things from holy . dicks written on boards and Juul pods lost in locker rooms . A gay school of all mixed races that have to pay for a parking spot because the school acts like they don’t pay for it already . Foods overrated . Coaches Only care about the football team and are to cheap to spend there money on new shit they actually need. Teachers give midterms and half the Info you never learned somehow gets put on there . Welcome to dp daycare where Good GPAS don’t exist . Now this is why DePaul can’t be spelled without a L
DePaul Catholic is wack
by Freakylifestyle December 13, 2018
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Cafeteria Catholic

A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.
Im proud to be a Cafeteria Catholic, it means I am intelligent.
by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009
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Devout Catholic

(Noun) A person of such stunning capacity for denial, they honestly believe one good pope after 2,000 years indicates they are on the right spiritual path.
George cannot be reasoned with on this, He's a Devout Catholic on the issue.
by Pinkie_Flamingo June 21, 2016
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Catholic-Democrat

Something that doesn't exist because one can not be catholic while also voting for a democratic candidate. If this unholy act happens Jesus Christ cries.
What you voted for Hillary?? But your Catholic?? So does that make you a Catholic-Democrat.
by Correctness-Crusader October 11, 2017
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Catholic Priest

People who can celebrate the Catholic Mass and administer the sacraments. They have also gotten a bad rep because some Priests who have made very bad decisions, and we need to remember they aren’t perfect and they are human too.
by #TheTruthBeTold July 22, 2020
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Bergen catholic

Bergen Catholic is one of the most notorious high schools in NJ. They are hated by pretty much every other rival school in NJ mostly Saint Peters Prep. They have a good football team and thats about the only thing good about Bergen Catholic. The school relates to Zoolanders “school for kids that dont know how to read good and want to do other things too” The grading they have there is easier than public schools and trust me it will become impossible to graduate college because there is so much you havent learned in Bergen Catholic.
by NJprepboy69 January 25, 2018
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