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A Christmas Carol 

A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.

The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.

The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.

The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.

The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.

God bless us, one and all!
My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.
A Christmas Carol by Sloth Wrangler December 14, 2019
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Eggy Carol

A phrase used by a female when a sterling male presents himself. In other words, a hot guy is in the area. Similar to "Schwing" and "Peng".

Refers to the substance produced by the female when she sees said male, sometimes called Icky Sticky.
Girl 1 - "Woah! Check out that guy!"
Girl 2 - "I know - Eggy Carol central."
Eggy Carol by Katzai April 20, 2009
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Such A Carol 

A person who is also know as a nemisis,Who inspires total feelings of rage and anger also drives one to drink to be around
Oh my god that women was such a carol
Such A Carol by R.baratheon April 20, 2020

BJD Carol 

a female of lower social status who suffers from reverse body - dysmorphia syndrom, in that she believes herself to be more attractive than she actually is.

generally vertically challenged, stumpy or puny in physical appearance.

Gingers beware, she'll drink until your cute and lure you in with certain physical movements, including shoulder dancing.
jes the state of that girl, she thinks she's deadly, she's definately a BJD Carol
BJD Carol by ahag - i - p - i - c! November 28, 2009

Mary carol ray 

Will claim she is not hungry but will steal all of your food. Always wants desert or sugar. Still denies that she is a vsco girl but she uses a hydro flask and scrunchies so you tell me. Names her car, loves monograms, LOVES coffee. She is pretty dope tho. The most beautiful woman ever, strong, courageous, kind, sweet, funny, sarcastic, independent, brilliant, and loving.
When I met Mary carol ray my life changed forever and I have never been happier, I am still dumbfounded as to how someone this incredible can exist
Mary carol ray by Latinmaster22 November 19, 2019

Fuck like Mike & Carol Brady

when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.

Creepy Carol 

When someone becames insane and attempts to rape highschool girls by offering them "surprises" in a rape van.
Kyle was labeled as a Creepy Carol because he was going insane over the fact that Josh Clark killed his father and decided to rape girls in his highschool.
Creepy Carol by Creepy Carol June 23, 2008