by NotMackenzie July 13, 2023
callie.
by big d randy je November 30, 2023
by swagpog69 November 20, 2020
by Vaginaquickscoper40 July 03, 2022
Callie is many things. She’s absolutely gorgeous and can outshine any model whenever she wanted without even trying. She’s funny, kind (mostly), and overall loving. She treats you with respect as long as the respect is reciprocated. She’s like nobody else you ever have or will see in your life. Her curly, brown, wavy, beautiful hair flows like the most elegant river. Her chocolate brown eyes are like a dark brown sea of beauty and enchantment. Her darker complected skin is soft and gentle to the touch. The slightest graze of any part of her can instantly make you melt into a puddle on the ground. Shell protect you if she needs, even if that means beating someone’s ass for you. She makes you feel more important than anyone ever could. She’s wonderfully adventurous and someone you’d desperately want to see the world with. If you find a Callie quite like this, never let her go. If you do, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life and she will undoubtedly be the hardest thing you will ever have to get over. She’s the kind of person who can easily tear you up if you simply think about seeing her perfect figure walk down the aisle in a beautiful dress. No matter where, no matter when, if Callie is there, it’s the best experience you’ll ever have. She’s the kind of person you love more and more with every passing second. Never let Callie go. Ever. Love her with everything you have, and never take her for granted. She’s perfect.. In every. single. way.
Person 1: Hey! I just went on my first date with Callie!
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: It was like the world stopped the entire time I was with her. I’ve never been happier.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: It was like the world stopped the entire time I was with her. I’ve never been happier.
by ayeitskleb February 24, 2022
Me:Hey callie. Why have no women been to mars.
Also me : because it doesnt need cleaning
Callie: do you honestly think your funny. Its not funny to joke about women only being good at cleaning
Also me : because it doesnt need cleaning
Callie: do you honestly think your funny. Its not funny to joke about women only being good at cleaning
by Callies a Huge Snowflake April 06, 2021