Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.

What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Stans butthole

The middle cup in beer pong

Hey everyone, I just made STANS BUTTHOLE.

by Legsyy September 23, 2018

Glory Butthole

A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.

Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”

Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 10, 2022

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 8, 2022

beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

by HotChuck April 6, 2021

Sour butthole

When you puts warheads in you anus and then proved to chug expired milk and then aggressively have diarrhea out of your nose after blocking your ass

Bro last night I had a sour butthole that shit burned

by Spaceboy31208 May 7, 2021