Stans butthole

The middle cup in beer pong

Hey everyone, I just made STANS BUTTHOLE.

by Legsyy September 23, 2018

Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.

That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.

by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019

Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.

I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.

by Petruzniak March 18, 2020

Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 08, 2022

beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

by HotChuck April 06, 2021

Butthole Embargo

When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.

The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.

by Bungholiocious March 19, 2010

Glory Butthole

A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.

Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”

Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”

by redmiked September 11, 2022