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Crafty butcher

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!
A crafty butcher is a street term for a man that is sexually attracted to other men

In the pub.....

Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol
by The chef of roast December 15, 2018
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The Bitchening

A lifestyle you follow after getting fucked over or when you want to change your life for the better
Guy 1: didn’t she cheat on you? How are you doing?
Guy 2: I’m fine, the bitchening is helping me get over her and getting jacked
by TBIU May 7, 2022
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ass butcher

Someone who fucks an asshole until it is in tatters/ruined.
Someone who fucks (and ruins) a lot of asses.
"That guy made a mess of that ass".
"Yeah man, what an ass butcher".
by StinkERingpiece February 21, 2023
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STEPHEN BUTCHER

this is a way to say hello in acient mandalorian language
person 1: stephen butcher

person 2: stephen butcher to you to
by Johnny drip drip February 27, 2023
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suns a bitchenest

The "Red Neck" way of saying the popular term "Sons of bitches"
"Don was mad at his kids and called them a couple of suns a bitchenest"
by Casual Portal Player June 4, 2016
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Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019
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Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.
"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"
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