Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

Glory Butthole

A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.

Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”

Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”

by redmiked September 10, 2022

lil butthole

Somebody who acts like an asshole but is too nice to actually mean it:)

Mason is a lil butthole;)

by masonisalilbutthole January 19, 2018

champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.

I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.

by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015

Butthole Embargo

When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.

The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.

by Bungholiocious March 18, 2010

Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.

I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.

by Petruzniak March 17, 2020

butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .

Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)

by melissaaa923 August 31, 2015