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S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) 

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).
If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.
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Bruce jenner 

A guy that is now a girl and gay.
Dont do what bruce jenner did.
Bruce jenner by Billfox July 25, 2016

Bruce Lee 

Watch Way of the dragon. Bruce Lee FTW
Bruce Lee by pitheavenger July 11, 2009

Bruce Lees 

Term used when a female has hard nipples. Origin comes from "nip", which is a short derogatory term for people of Japanese ancestry or common derogatory term for anyone of Asian/Oriental descent (Bruce Lee was Asian, specifically Chinese and had rock hard muscles)
You can see that girls tits through her bra... she has Bruce Lees!
Bruce Lees by Charles Hong August 6, 2006

Bruce Lee 

Invariably, the greatest, most kickass martial artist in the world, hands down. The only one better is Solid Snake, and he isn't real. One statement says it all: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in mortal combat, true story, no competition, 'nuff said.
Quote: "It's like a finger, pointing its way to the moon!"

"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
Bruce Lee by amp5208 February 3, 2010
Bruce is an awsome person. He is kind,loveing,and respectful. He knows how to let lose,however he should always be taken seriously.Bruce is deffently NOT your average joe,and a complete foil of most guys. Heres a shocker he actully cares about people other than himself! Bruce is kind and loveing to his family and friends, and will always have your back. Over all Bruce is a completly amazing person!
Girl1: This guy is sweet, caring, and attractive!
Girl2: wow! Let me guess his name is bruce right?
Girl1: yes! how did you know?
Girl2: cause only totally amazing people are named bruce.
Bruce by Maddie2011 February 1, 2009

Bruce Hornsby 

American singer, musician, and songwriter from Williamsburg Virginia. Quite possibly the greatest piano player in the history of time, Hornsby and his band 'the Range' had several top 5 hits in the late 80's including "Mandolin Rain", "the Valley Road", and Hornsby's signature song, "the Way It Is". Hornsby made over 100 on stage appearances with the Greatful Dead. He has also played piano on several songs by different artists, including Don Henley's "End of the Innocence".
Man, I would let David Beckham kick me square in the nuts to play the piano like Bruce Hornsby.