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naval breaker

It's when you receive a clothes gift from a friend or family member, that just didn't realize that you were 10 times smaller the last time you saw them. (Normally from that distant friend or relative you see once a decade)
Aunt June sent me a Naval Breaker for Christmas, it's practically a sports bra!
by Missi Long November 6, 2006
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Rusty Breadknife

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.
Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."
by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013
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jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014
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Bald break up

When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up
Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.
by itybitykilla August 7, 2021
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sundrop from security breach

a character from fnaf, security breach who is mostly thought as a father figure by half of the five nights at Freddy’s community, they can also turn into a scary moon creature when the lights turn off.
yes sundrop from security breach is my favorite character in security breach!
by aikozs December 25, 2021
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Siberian Breaks

The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.
Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.
by MGMTtumblrfangirlKaci November 7, 2010
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morning breast

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before
My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!
by Conker1 October 4, 2016
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