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Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night
by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018
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Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
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Dana Bashing

To ask incredibly pointed, GOP-based, questions of a candidate, then to interrupt them before their substantive answer can be heard in a public debate.
During the last CNN debate, Sen. Warren was repeatedly Dana Bashed, especially when the answers were so effective. Dana Bashing must be CNN’s news protocol.
by Pastor Agnostic August 1, 2019
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wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock
Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing
by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020
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hipster bashing

An activity that involves pointing out the inherent snobbery and hypocritical nature associated with the hipster attitude. While everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves.
Hipster: Hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
by DrDefinition December 13, 2015
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Paint Brushing

To have the penis dipped in paint and swiped across the female or male body in a brushing stroke pattern as if painting a picture. Edible paint or common house hold food items such as peanut butter or jam may be used
My boyfriend was paint brushing me last night in bed.
by PrincessNicole321 January 7, 2019
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Bible bashing

Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.
John never shuts up about the bible, I bet he will be bible bashing tonight.
by Condoso122 February 23, 2012
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