Broccoli

Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins

Broccoli looks like Matt

by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth

Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous

by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023

Pocket Broccoli

A single loose nug.

“I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”

by Heartmilker September 24, 2023

broccoli cole forrest fire

an act where you eat all the broccoli in the fucking grocery store,
your going to need t get your partner to start a fire using only the tree you cut down with your bare hands,

proceed to light a fire out doors with 13 people total, 12 all around, 1 in the middle, while the fire is lit the guy/girl will shit in the fire. creating toxic fumes that all the others will begin to smell and make them question life.

"i pulled off a broccoli cole forrest fire with the boys lat night, yeah... yeah... donny feels like shit bro"

by jack the giant mehoff March 30, 2022

broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.

I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.

by Kelvie September 25, 2020

familiar broccoli

one of the most greatest friends and simp in the world

have you heard about familiar broccoli made a almond cookie shrine

by Mukurro June 26, 2021