boner

when you dick gets hard as a brick;you use this to shove up someones ass.

ima shove that boner up your moms ass.

by mikorico February 25, 2019

bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

boner

(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.

Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.

Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

by somethingwitty92 December 30, 2010

bonerize

To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021

bonerable

The sexual vulnerability of a person. Also "bonerability."

1. "That guy is so bonerable right now!"

2. "The bonerability of that boy is pretty obvious."

by Bobberto L. December 9, 2008

bonerable

It's a mixture of boneable and "vulnerable". It's what you become when you've just gotten out of a serious relationship. You're bonerable.

"I feel so bonerable."

by Erin J August 13, 2007