A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.
"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."
"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"
"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"
by Ennie March 6, 2014
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The area commonly referred to as the taint of a heavier woman. When the crack of the anus and slit if the vagina meet in one large crack.
The area commonly referred to as the taint of a heavier woman. When the crack of the anus and slit if the vagina meet in one large crack.
That fat chick bent over and I couldn't tell where one crack ended and the other began. She showed the world her "boochie."
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1. Wild partying. 2. Wild party. 3. Underground party, concert or event where a DJ is usually present.
Person 1: Did you go to the party last night?
Person 2: Man! that was bonche, people all over got drunk, naked and jumped in the pool.
Person 2: Man! that was bonche, people all over got drunk, naked and jumped in the pool.
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Get the boochie mug.When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them
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Get the Benching mug.A really cute friend, or cute name for a girl. Most of them named Hayley. She flirts with you sometimes and when you flirt back with her, she smacks you. Very hot and cute. Maybe can also be your fuckbuddy.
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