blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021

Blueberry Viego

describes people who already "main" Viego on league, who dive in thinking they are the ruined king of fuck mountain, and end up getting blueballed, cc'd to hell and sent back to base. Also attributed to the blue tint of the character.

Viego: "I'm going in"
Team pings danger
Viego dives the low health Jinx, gets Blitzkrank hooked into Darius hook into Malzahar silence into Udyr bear stance, and the Jinx doubles back to drop chompers on him.
Viego: "this champ is so underpowered."
Team: "Or you're just a Blueberry Viego, ripe for the picking."

by Lioncat101 January 30, 2021

blueberry pudding

After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries

Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019

Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.

After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry

by simpleton98 December 21, 2012

blueberry hunting

When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge

Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah

by Blueberry hunter December 10, 2022

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

Blueberry Dreamsicle

When you shove a bunch of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then face sex them and nut.

A gave that girl a blueberry Dreamsicle!

Guy: what kind of snack do you want?
Girl: Blueberry Dreamsicle 🥴

by FangKurei June 30, 2022