- Dude, where's Mike? I haven't seen him since the 16th hole.
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.
or
- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.
or
- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?
by pseudonymph2009 September 29, 2009
Get the Blown off coursemug. A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
Get the blown out brown balloon knotmug. by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
Get the spreading like a wind-blown brush firemug. 
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
Get the mind blownmug. A loosening of all vaginal tightness due to the constant insertion of a variety of different sized body parts and/or objects.
by LeeryEttin350 August 15, 2022
Get the Blown-outmug. An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 22, 2019
Get the blown out clarinetmug.