Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

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blob job

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

by nanalover123 October 1, 2019

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blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

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Blob fish

Ruby cartledge

Ruby cartledge is a blob fish

by Gritbin April 15, 2020

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Blob

What you say to call someone named Bob fat

Bob you are a blob

by NOT UR MUM April 24, 2020

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A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

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