A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
Get the shit biscuitmug. When a group of sexually deprived men put a biscuit on the floor, stand in a circle around said biscuit, turn off the lights, and simultaneously start masturbating. The game can only be started when everyone's dick is flaccid. The last person to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat said biscuit. All players must ejaculate. This game is usually played in remote locations such as hunting cabins, ice fishing huts, YMCA locker rooms, The Oval Office, the entire state of West Virginia, Harry Potter Conventions or other L.A.R.P.ing events, W.O.W. Tournaments, and middle aged men's mother's basements. In Canada this event is only surpassed in popularity by curling.
When Jethro went on his first Ice Fishing trip to Saskatoon with Cleetus and his friends he was introduced to the past time of Wet Biscuit . Jethro was surprised with how warm the biscuit was after sitting on the ice for so long.
by BDD12 March 29, 2015
Get the Wet Biscuitmug. A very foul fart that was perfectly timed, just as a banking deposit is made at the drive up window.
The most tasteless version of this involves driving a nasty fart into the deposit canister before sending it to the teller.
The most tasteless version of this involves driving a nasty fart into the deposit canister before sending it to the teller.
"I opened an account at the bank where my ex-wife works just so I can grace her with the occasional bank biscuit".
by sluggo699 February 16, 2009
Get the bank biscuitmug. Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.
Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.
Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!
Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.
Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.
Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!
Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.
by 12345678910123456789 November 19, 2011
Get the Sniffing the Biscuitmug. by ergirl August 30, 2011
Get the biscuit bottommug. by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
Get the Crusty Biscuitsmug. An unusually large brown biscuit that may cause pain when excreted from the batty.
An unpleasant turd.
An unpleasant turd.
by Ciderspiller October 12, 2011
Get the Batty Biscuitmug.