facebook birthday test

A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.

Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL

by BLULUp February 6, 2012

Crappy Birthday

Something a grinch says

Crappy birthday, bitch!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Birthday Season

Similar to other holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving, your birthday season (also called "the season of your birthday") begins on the Friday afternoon before the actual birthday, and concludes on the Sunday evening after the actual birthday, giving the birthday boy or girl the benefit of multiple celebration days. In the event the birthday falls on an actual weekend day, the season of the birthday begins on Friday of the weekend prior, and ends on Sunday of the subsequent week. In no event should a Birthday Season be longer than 17 days.

My birthday is January 8th. In 2010 my Birthday Season (also called "the season of my birthday") begins January 1st and ends on Sunday, January 16th. It gives me plenty of time to celebrate my special day in separate events: party night with my work friends, party night with my girlfriends, party night with my pre-marriage friends, party night with my marriage friends, and any other circumstance that allows someone to celebrate the "season of me!"

by RosieWithTheLightBrownHair January 15, 2009

it's your birthday

A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by "Go (name)" and occasionally followed by, "no it's not, go anyway" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).

"Look, Susan's about to dance on the bar!"

"Go Susan, it's your birthday!"

by Birthday Girl March 25, 2004

Facebook Birthday

This is the day you have listed as your birthday on your facebook account so that people can not steal your identity and create massive amounts of debt in your name.

It's my facebook birthday today, so many "friends" on facebook are wishing me happy birthday... if they knew me better they would know my real birthday is in three months.

by poostick963 November 14, 2009

Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.

"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",

"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"

by BirthdayCakeWitness August 21, 2011

Birthday Suit

When you have nothing on. Completely naked.

The night I got back from my tour of duty, my lady put on her birthday suit.

by jimmyjump December 28, 2010