Cousins with benefits

When you and your cousin have a sexual bound

Me and Jessica are cousins with benefits

by Local Alabama May 16, 2021

Facebook friends with benefits

1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.

2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.

Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.

Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D

by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009

Baener

n.
1. a horrible teacher
2. a stupid person
3. anything that refers to a duck
4. an ugly person

v.
1. to do something immensely stupid
2. to be handicapped

Why did you guys do that? You guys baenered pretty well.
She is such a baener.

by Whazzit Tooyah March 29, 2008

Brick With Benefits

An Itouch before it is Jailbroken. This is a play on the fact that people are afraid to Jailbreak their Itouches because of the possibility that it will be "bricked" (rendered to a state where it is useless if not used as a paperweight). Little do they know that their non-Jailbroken Itouch basically is a brick compared to what a Jailbroken Itouch can do!

Phil: My Itouch is awesome!
Joe: Nah, it's just a brick with benefits until you jailbreak it.
Phil: What is "jailbreaking"?
Joe: It enables you to download third-party apps on your Itouch or Iphone.
Phil:Awesome!

by Jfizzles4shizzle June 7, 2010

Benefit

The greatest Underground Rapper of all time

<i>Professional, upping the decibel a decimal above
Extraterrestrial audible vessels
For blood audible missiles and vocal dismissals
Like pistols tearing through MC's skeletal gristles</i>

by Rusty February 17, 2005

friends with benefits

The best kind of friendship out there.

Me and John are friends with benefits. We like fucking but we don't like to pay for dates.

by Montgomery Montgomery January 12, 2007

benefits

To have meaningless sex with a male/female without any relationship obligations. Sometimes the benefits are not the greatest, that means it's time to search for a new plan. Possibly one that will offer more of a variety and fits all your personal needs.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003