Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.

by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011

bi-winning

The act of winning two things by a tiger-blooded, non-singing rock star from Mars.

You see that guy over there winning two things - bi-winning? Yeah, he's like an F-18

by jfran118 March 18, 2011

bi-winning

n. The act of being a winner of several forms.

Im bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

by zhollis March 22, 2011

Bi-winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen, the obviously drugged up star of Two & a Half Men. He invented it as a roundabout response to a question.

Lady Interviewer: Some people seem to think you might be bipolar.
Charlie: I'm bi-winning! Duh! Epic! Win!
*sniff*
WIN!

by leggomaaaggo March 28, 2011

bi-winning

From the Great Charlie Sheen, "i win here and i win there

"Im bi-winning, i win here and i win there, now what

by Sizzle2028 March 22, 2011

bi-winning

1). Taking the action of "Not Giving a FUCK" to levels once thought unreachable.

2). Straight shittin' on stupid, cunty reporters that ask you stupider, cuntier questions

3). To win here and to win there, concurrently.

I was bi-winning all OVER the fucking club last night, because that's how I roll.

by TheBidnessMan March 24, 2011