beereautiful

Someone who is only beautiful after you have had several beers.

The woman I picked up at the bar last night was beereautiful, but now that I've seen her sober, I realize that she is fugly.

by buzzcut72 April 13, 2015

beerhemoth

Someone who serves alcohol and is large and very unattractive.

The beer cart girl at the golf course was a major beerhemoth!

by Irrigation super heroes January 3, 2016

beerner

When a beer tastes so good, it gives you a spontaneous boner.

"Dude, last night I tasted this beer at a beer tasting and it gave me a total beerner!"

by Hyperaidan December 28, 2016

Beercunt

A Horny man

You are really a beercunt

by Arsw June 7, 2017

beercrackling

When you or someone drinks beer out of someone's but or ass crack

We should try beercrackling with me and uncle phill

by Sk8 Hoe Joe November 26, 2017

beereak

n.
A short break from any activity to consume beer(s).

Well I finished mowing the front yard so I am going to take a beereak before mowing the backyard.

by K13.Moore July 27, 2019

beericebaitgroc

BeerIceBaitGroc (beer-iys-BAYt-grock)(n): A phrase printed --occasionally hand-painted-- on placards or signage at rural American community markets meaning "we sell beer, ice, bait, and groceries." Portions of the phrase may be split up among several lines of text, for instance, "BeerIce" on the first line (with or wihout spaces) and "BaitGroc" on the second. If being spoken in sarcasm, the "groc" must be pronounced as spelled: "GROCK" (like "crock") and never "GROSS" (as might be implied from it being a shortened form of "groceries"). Subdivisions of the phrase may serve as shorthand for the whole, i.e. BeerIce may be used alone, as may BaitGroc.

"Heya Honey, I'm gonna' go down to the campground store for BeerIceBaitGroc --maybe get some bread and Bud Light."

by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020