Aaron Bernard

THUG MONEY FOOL. this niggah right hur got no swagg. he needs lotion man, dis bitch's hand are like the sahara. he looks fresh with his hand me down sweatshirts with build in rims dawgg. he's got 3, SET FO LYFE. his basketball skills are pathetic. kid's got no talent. he got no set team, which evah 1 is winnin, thats who bernard is goin wit. AA battery is one emotional motherfucker. shit goes down when you mention his gay pride. lil wayne is his hero dawg he's obsessed with him, in a homosexual way. don't even get me started on his swaggarific walk. bugs bunny bernard.. tru g.

kid #1: yooo AAAAARON
aaron bernard: yo what up man.
kid #1: lets shoot some hoops.
aaron bernard: LegoooOOOoOooOOo0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0 !

by FRESH MOTAHFUCKER May 30, 2011

Bernardsville

A divided town. Cut in half by US 202, one half is a Puerto Rican ghetto, and the other half consists of rolling hills and the homes of some of the richest and most famous people in the country. Everyone from the puerto rican side goes to the local high school, which is overrun with drugs and dirty sex. All the girls who go there are sluts, every single on of them. They guys, they jsut take advantage of their opportunity. Ironically it is top 25 in the state of NJ high schools. People from on top of the hills attend the abundant prep schools which are scattered throughout north Jersey.

Columbia University: rich school in Harlem

by Mr. February 10, 2005

Tom Barnard

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.

Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.

by jarshrawb May 30, 2009

Bernard

Elderly penis, but a young body.

Dude was way hot, but when we started getting it on, I discovered he had a straight up Bernard!

by Jacalak January 13, 2010

bernarda

"Bernarda" is one of the infinite italian ways to say pussy.

Ti trivello la bernarda. "I'm gonna drill your pussy."

by Born to lose out to drink March 26, 2015

bernardo

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".

Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."

by EVILC November 5, 2005

Bernard

A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS DUMB AND ANNOYING

Stop being a Bernard and help me out.

by Boiiii 1928 June 20, 2017