santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017

Battery in my charger

Something shoved up your ass

Tommy is acting like he has a battery in his charger or he’s just a queer mutherfucker. Battery in my charger

by Butterry16 July 15, 2022

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

battery powered frog

an unattractive male with great prowess in the bedroom. One able to keep things hopping all night long.

Man!.....that guy isn't much to look at..... but he's a battery powered frog.

by Jimtara March 15, 2008

low battery mode

When a person got way too fucked up and has to work so uses the least amount of brain to survive through the day

Alyce got to' up off that Patron last night, she's at work today in low battery mode. slumped hungover hangover throwed lit jawn

by DBRLHOE December 1, 2016