bad basketball

Is not right, or is not good. Fucked up.

That's bad basketball.

by Samantha R. October 23, 2007

church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer

We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.

by Linda Tidewater July 7, 2009

Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.

Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

David is goat at basketball

Not true David is shit at basketball

David is goat at basketball

by WhiteBoy0963 June 18, 2018

Citrus Springs Middle School Basketball Team🏀

Citrus springs middles basketball team this year is the worst while I was watching them at practice there were multiply girls that can’t throw the back and obviously for their game Thursday against crystal river citrus is obviously gonna lose I think their coach is nuts because all the girls are short😆

Citrus Springs Middle school Basketball Team🏀 coaches are dumb for basketball and so are the players

by Thereteamissobad November 13, 2019

basketball

The act of pushing a female's head up and down while she is performing a blowjob, resembling the motion of bouncing a basketball on the ground.

"Yo did she suck your dick last night?"
"Hell yea brah I played basketball with that bitch!"

by Rossiferr January 6, 2009

basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.

1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"

by patricko1999 March 4, 2017