Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

Baskin-bitch

A fat, over-opinionated, crazy cat hypocrite, that no one likes, commonly found in vegan/equal rights/animal activists groups.

That crazy cat lady is such a baskin-bitch

by Matty Exotic April 5, 2020

Barin

One of the cutest people on the planet, Rubik's cube genius and minecraft legend.

Man did you check out Barin's instagram?

by Barieboo November 20, 2021

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Carole Baskin

The newest definition of male karma. On-par with dirty Betty Broderick & Lorena Bobbitt, except this biotch has man-eating tigers, weird Netflix flex & TikTok sponsors.

If you dont shut up I will Carole Baskin you- so help me Lord!

by KristenCallaway May 22, 2020

Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.

after that marathon, my dogs are barking.

by medthepirate May 25, 2018

Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011