Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

by liveMike August 11, 2017

Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.

Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.

by Luke the Blockhead August 24, 2022

Singing Breakfast

Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.

I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

breakfast sex

Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.

Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.

She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.

by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005

California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009

Breakfast Boner

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009