brand journalist

An individual who explains and promotes a company's brand through their writing. This can include a blog, book, website, press releases, or internal communication. This person will explain the culture, vision and values of a company. They don't create these things but do share them through writing.

Trader Joe's has great brand journalist who write for the Fearless Flyer

by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014

Brand New

The best band on the face of the Earth.

fuck all you who apose.

Jesus fuck, Brand new are Lyrical Gods!

by Kyle March 15, 2004

joker brand

hip-hop clothing brand

Man,I watch you're wearing joker brand clothes, do you enjoy hip-hop?

by Hardcomin November 6, 2007

Branded Cutlet

a tattoo on a woman's chest when she is flat or has very small boobs; most commonly found on white trash females.

Check the branded cutlet on that piece of trash.

by Salmonella Free January 4, 2007

Russel Brand

An British comedian who is so British that he sounds like an American with a bad British accent.

You: "Have you ever heard that guy, Russel Brand?"
Friend: "No"
You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent"
Friend: "What"

by Holland Oates July 7, 2010

Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

by JoJo July 20, 2004

Brand New

I hate emo music but for some reason i really like brand new. i dont even know if they are emo...

Songs like "Soco Amaretto Lime" and "The quiet things that no one ever knows" are just so good.

Jay: Brand New Sucks
Dave: ...wow

by Peter V. December 28, 2005