Beckendorff

Home to 800,000,000 indians and asians that are to dumb to compete in their own Seience Olympiad so they come to America to show dominance.

Man your too dumb go to beckendorff

by Yehsgs April 20, 2017

glenn beck

a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of glennbeckingwhich is a method of getting rid of anyone who has a different opinion than you do.

Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore

"I'm thinking about killing glennbecking Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" 5/17/05

by Reagan Santmyer July 29, 2006

glenn beck

Next to George Carlin, the greatest comedian who has ever lived. Only difference is that he belongs in a straitjacket. He rambles on about how Obama is a "nazi communist." If that's not the greatest comedy act since "The Seven Words You Can't Say on TV," I don't know what is. Let's see, what's some other funny stuff beck has said: well, he's against gay marriage, anti gun control, pro "family values," a misogynistic bastard, and he's pro life. Isn't he hilarious? Seriously. If you feel like laughing, I highly reccomend watching one of his shows on the comedy network that is FOX.

Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon are doing." –The Glenn Beck Program.

"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"

"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"

"Satan's mentally challenged younger brother." –Stephen King

by George_Carlin_is_God June 5, 2011

beckering

To get extremely drunk in the short timespan of around 15 minutes,
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.

Alex: Where'd our bottle of Captain go?
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...

by Kwazinator October 31, 2011

Beckasaurus

A Monster truck drivin by the sexiest woman alive. It will destroy any man driven trailer racing nascar that gets in her path.

Beckasaurus soon to be appearing at the Metrodome

by Beckasaurus April 19, 2012

beckley

A dude that is very level headed and keeps his cool but at the same time is very adventorous and wild,he likes music and is very good at it too,tends to be an ambitious person and tries his best to achieve his dreams and also stays by his friends no matter what and has a helping spirit. He's also really good at video games and technology and knows his way around the bed.

Wow! beckley is so amazing!

by Mexicanpotato September 2, 2018

beckhamhg73

very gay boy that likes to cum in his father:)

beckhamhg73: hey dad
dad:hey son
beckhamhg73:can i cum in you
dad:sure
beckhamhg73:yay!

by britton.g May 15, 2019