blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.
Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.
by aca_tea November 05, 2015
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Hilary Blizzard

the doing of penetration whilst female is in overhead candlestick position
Bro we did the Hilary blizzard last night”
by Handen November 18, 2020
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Columbian Blizzard

When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard
I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard
by EAudi April 14, 2023
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Blizzard Slap

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.
by Steeldriver July 11, 2008
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blizzard

an ugly person
a "cold" blizzard is a very, very, unattractive person
That girl is a blizzard. She is ugly!!.
by Ms. Rita Skeeta79 January 19, 2008
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Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
by Aqua lung October 08, 2013
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blizzard booty

sex obtained during the high snow accumulation particularly in the mid-western and northwestern regions and once in Atlanta, GA. Blizzard Booty also results in babies born in September and October.
There was a lot of blizzard booty going on during the Polar Vortex of 2014
by ButtaFlyy January 30, 2014
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