Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015

Blondeducky94

Blondeducky94 is a streamer who streams nothing but exquisite gameplay. She enjoys getting drunk off a sip of alcohol. She enjoys listening to tiny tim and bumping to rapping for Jesus. She is not actually blonde most of the time. She is also very british.

Person : “I’m going to twitch to watch blondeducky94”

Person 2: “I heard she has exquisite gameplay”

by ItsNotDeliveryItsDigornio June 30, 2018

Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction

Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks

by sheila in the car June 13, 2019

Blendsday

Pertaining to when everyday seems the same

Man life during COVID makes everyday seem like Blendsday

by Breaking dancing on cardboard December 8, 2020

blenderfucker

A dude who fucks blenders.

Look, there is blenderfucker. AAAAAAAA FUCK MY DICK AAAAAAAAA

by Antonon November 19, 2021

blendertard

A person who uses Blender and thinks they are superior to every other art form to exist. They will go out of their way to prove that blender is better, usually with excuses on 'Hey, this is just blender assets!' even though half the time it's lighting produced by the particular program itself.

Think Narcissism but for online dweebs with no life experience besides blender.

''You think your blender is better then anyone else work? You such a blendertard.''

by ihavenoenemies October 7, 2023

cum blender

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.

Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.

by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015