Blaps

"to cap one", or "bust a cap", or "waste a sucka".
Blaps is the mechanism of said cappage.
To slay a fellow using a "gun" or banana ("a projectile weapon")
Kill, Shoot, slay, vanquish, cap, execute, waste,
(Ex)terminate, "take care of", decimate, massacre, murder, dispatch, liquidate, slaughter, eviscerate.

"Yo Bitch let's go blapsanigga"
"What up my fellow, shall we dally on out for a blaps"
"Those caps'n need blapsin' chap"
"Afternoon' sir, would you care to transfer ownership of your vehicle or succumb to the blapsanisation of your personage."
"Golly, jeeves, i do say there seems to have been an excess of blappage in the vicinity"

by ,.fghblsufhlke December 24, 2006

Blap

blap. To enhance blapping technology into everyday language.

Double blap: where 2 people get blapped on either side of the penis

badger blap rap song

we go blap some bitches tonight

computer technology is shit. Im gonna blap the computer screen

gooch blapped blake. Blake is now gooch's bitch

double blap: gooch blapped blake and badger. Gooch now has ownership of blake and badger

by badgersr20 October 28, 2010

Blap

A word first formed by an internet user when new Steam chat reply sounds were added after an update. The user described the new sound as a "Blap". It's used when people do not want to say anything about something or when they do not know what to say when something happens. This word is also used when people feel uncomfortable about doing something.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna go over Adam's house?"

Guy 2: "blap..."

by MrDandy66 March 7, 2011

Blap

To get caught up by the police.

let's cut, i'm not tryin to get blapped.

by OKG July 1, 2008

Blap

A time when usually everyone is asleep except tweekers. Around 4:30 am

They were out there working on the boat at blap thirty

by Crankey August 18, 2015

blape

A blanket worn as a cape. Especially useful if you are planning on making a short trip on foot outdoors. Often employed when under the influence of narcotics.

"Dude, sweet blape, let's go to the vendy."

by z towne January 12, 2007

Blap

1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.

Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!

by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 21, 2009