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biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007
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Biscuit body

When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.
Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
by Smokeymcchad April 26, 2016
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biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.
Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
by fernofry September 20, 2016
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biscuit lips

Lips that are abnormally large, mostly found on blacks. Symptoms of biscuit lips include: extreme inflation of both lips, unrecognizable speech paterns, and/or dark skin.
"What's wrong with Carl's face?"

"Nothing, it's just biscuit lips."
by k5 cook June 29, 2005
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biscuit can

Fat, particularly on women, that bulges out of tight clothing the way that canned biscuits bulge out of the can once it is twisted open.
Also see: muffin top
Look at that whale trying to squeeze into jeans that are at least 3 sizes too small. Shamu needs to put on some clothes that fit, what a biscuit can!
by Libbers July 22, 2006
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Biscuit Dipper

Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face
She just gave that dude a Biscuit Dipper
by Vengerousmaximous January 24, 2011
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Biscuit Nigga

A black-ass nigga (typically so dark that he shines and looks purple) that hits up a fastfood joint three times a day (generally a KFC or a Popeyes Chicken)and only orders a box of biscuits. After receiving the biscuits, the nigga proceeds to go ape shit; engaging in a food frenzy and downing the biscuits without the aid of burr or another alcoholic beverage. You can spot this individual easily, for they always have flakes of biscuit lining their big-ass lips.
Zach: "Hey where is Doug?"

Darren: "Man, that ashy-ass biscuit nigga is probably holdin' up KFC again for some biscuits. That trick will come back wit biscuit crumbs all ova his big, purple, bubba lips.
by Big Snigger July 31, 2006
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