bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016

Bald Kaitoism

A tik tok cult based around the meme Bald Kaito From Danganrompa.

Join the Bald Kaitoism cult

by Greymidnight0 November 7, 2020

balding bad

chodie

chodie is balding bad

by frhgdwsv gdert January 3, 2021

legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017

bald james

Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!

Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?

Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!

by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018

Bald Solid

A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.

Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"

by Littlebear45177 September 5, 2013

Bald Kurapika

A character from the anime hxh that people under the bisexual (umbrella term) are attracted too. Bald Kurapika is also very brocken🥺🥺🥺🥺

Person 1: “Who is the person in your pfp”
Me: “Bald Kurapika*lip bite*”

by Bald.kurapika.ily June 18, 2021