The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by Shawn January 10, 2005

Bailey

A awesome had dude who loves to talk dirty and loves movies, money and chicks

guy1"OMG LOOK HOW MANY CHICKS HE HAS"
guy2"FUCK YEA THAT BAILEY BRO"

girl 1"Hmm he is awesome"
girl2"Yeah his a bailey"

by godzillette March 07, 2011

Bailey

A girl who smells like shit and likes to touch other people's webbies.

Bailey tried to touch my webbie yesterday. Man, she smells like shit.

by buttslapper81 October 17, 2010

Bailey

Skimpy ass girl who is also two faced. A sheep. Usually cheats on you with your best friend or some black guy, that or is a whore. Most Baileys stick out their ass all the time trying to be some black girl, but in the end look like a total whore.

Did you see Bailey the other day? Jesus, she had to be sent to the ISS cuz she went to school wearing a tanktop and booty shorts!

Why the hell does Bailey stick out her ass? Its stupid and disgusting....

by AnonymousTruthofEpic October 30, 2011

Bailey

An annoying little fuck who looks like an alien

Is that bailey the alien?

by Bob Sandler December 01, 2016

Bailey

She shits on cars and slides down the windows so they are coated

"Wow! There's 'Bailey'."

by WhamBamShangALang September 27, 2018

Bailey

The most responsible and intelligent guy you will ever meet. He is very religious and keeps true to his word. He is also very attractive and can be really fun to be with.

That boy is so sweet, he must be a Bailey.

by Lovehandles6996 March 29, 2018