automagication

(n.) Automating the impossible via processes that seem to involve magic.
(v.) To apply automation to a process or procedure in so brilliant a way as to make it seem if magic was required.

Tim's way of automating things that are impossible has me convinced that he's using automagication.

by pnh November 26, 2013

automating

combination of "auto-" meaning "self-" and "mating" meaning "having intercourse"; synonim for masturbation
Taken from an xkcd comic strip no. 1319.

I'm so tired of this task I have to do every day. I tried automating, but I ended up only losing a lot of time.

by wowitshardtogetauniquenick February 28, 2014

Automagically

Magically automatic

I will be able to tell automagically!

by Seams April 2, 2015

automautical

Having to do or pertaining to travel by land over a route accessible to and suitable for a typical, manually driven, automobile

As the crow files she was only two hundred miles away, but with the airports snowed in I was looking at three times in automautical miles.

by Old Ya Ka May 9, 2018

Automation!

Automation! Is what a company tells an employee when they need an excuse to use to smoothly fire the employee.

That Spunt Monroe still ain't got a job? Wow thats some seriously Automation! shit!

by Golden💖 May 12, 2019

automatigically

Doing something automatically and magically.

Can we build an app to assign it automatigically?

by kustomer September 29, 2020

asthmatic mumble

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

by penis envy November 22, 2021