assclapper

A person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.

Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.

by Craptronics June 16, 2011

Assblasted

"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.

"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"

"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."

by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017

assclap

When someone gets their ass clapped/kicked in a fight.

You did you see that fight between Rodgers and Archie?

Yeah, Rodgers got an assclap!

by AnnoymousHacker666 September 5, 2018

Asil

An Asil is a very shy, quiet girl who blends in with the crowd. She doesn't say much and runs away from anything she's scared of. Crowds of people overwhelm her, but if she's put together with the right person, she becomes a sweet, loving girl who will always look out her special someone. She is embarrassed easily, but she's so cute when she blushes! It's so KAWAII DESU UGGUUU--ahem. On the topic of cuteness, she's one of the cutest girls you'll ever see and if you manage to get on her good side, she'll be a loyal friend.

"Dude, did you see that chick going all blushy like that? She's such an Asil."

"Guys did you hear? That Asil is now my best friend!"

by AnonymousDictionary June 15, 2013

assblast

a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.

Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"

by Clable October 14, 2021

assilem ahtnamas

a phrase that has absolutly no meaning and is really just our names backwards. Use it when very bored.

I was so assilem ahtnamas yesturday, i screwed your mom.

by Melissa and Sam November 11, 2004

Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

by greasyginzos March 26, 2013