assetizer

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011

Bitcher Asser

Bitcher Asser, Basicly a Bitched up Asshole.

Man, hes a Bitcher asser!

by DrDelicous March 17, 2009

Assortments

A term created by my mom to describe the crazy weirdos and mental people that you see on downtown city streets. You will find assortments in every major city. Although, Philadelphia seems to have a lot of them. The assortments like to congregate near main city streets, tourist areas, convention centers and public transportation stations.

Sometimes, the assortments will ask you for money. Other times, they walk down the streets arguing or muttering something to themselves. They are completely mental so it's best to avoid them and not give them anything.

My mom would tell me to be careful downtown and to watch out for the assortments on Market Street.

by addhead14 November 12, 2011

aswerther

bent as a donkey

chris hannaford

by chris wood October 21, 2003

Ascertainment

To settle a matter, to render it certain and free of doubt.

Person A: I ascertain that yo' momma so fat, she said the ABCs and caused the Great Vowel Shift.

Person B: Wow, certainly and without a doubt that my momma is very fat. Quite the bold Ascertainment.

by Marioni Stonioni December 3, 2018

smart-assery

The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.

Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"

Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."

by JCBDC February 3, 2012

Assy Asserton

a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.

Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!

by Franklin October 27, 2004